OMG! I had to share this. Last night I had this crazy hilarious wicked dream that involved me and my friend Linsey.
We were in Ireland, Dublin to be exact and I think it’s cos I’m re-reading those damn Fever books. Anyway, we’re heading into the coffee shop/bakery. Linsey is like “I really want a chocolate filled biscuit” )
(I wanted a cocoa and a cake) So we get our stuff, sit at a table and in walks Mr. Gandy. He looked so effin good! Jeans, nice form fitting shirt that showcased his chest and shoulders nicely *giggles*
So of course we’re staring. He looks right at us and flashes that million dollar smile and nods, goes to the counter orders, then sits his a** at the table right next to us. I’m speechless and seriously trying to act all cool and eat my cake. Linsey is just sitting there looking right at him. I’m sneaking peaks but trying not to be obvious.
He’s about to take a bite of whatever he ordered when he stops looks over at Linsey, and says in that fabulous DG accent, “Do I know you? You look very familar” Linsey starts giggling like someone is tickling the sh*t out of her while she says “Not personally, but I definitely know who you are or of you” He puts his snack down scoots his chair over closer to our table, Looks at me, my mouth is full of cake cos I cease to remember how to chew apparently (embarressed) Then he turns back to Linsey and says “Yes, I do know you. You’re the young lady who is always sneaking in my gym when I do my personal workouts taking photos of me” I’m so shocked by what he said that I spit my cake out on a cough/laugh, and it lands right on the side of Linsey’s head (sorry Sis) But she doesn’t seem to notice cos she’s still looking at him. I guess surprised that he knows her. She stutters trying to say it’s not her but he lifts his hand to quiet her and says ” I know it’s you, I’ve been wondering when you are going to get up enough courage to just come and talk to me.” I look at Linsey with my mouth open, she looks back at me then David. At this point the silence is so awkward I just want to get up and leave. Then all of a sudden his eyes change a bit and he looks more like V, we are no longer in the coffee shop but at the Pit. Guess who walks in looking all kinds of “Come and F*ck me now”??? Yes, Butch.. Linsey and V are now playin Wii on the couch and I’m at the kitchen counter watching Butch make a sandwhich while handing him the condiments for it. When he looks at me finally, he says “Who the hell are you?” LOL I’m like “A friend of V’s?” He says “Baby are you askin me or tellin me?” *Squeaks* he called me baby! LOL Anyway I say it again this time as a statement. Then I hear V say “F*ck that! You cheated! On my lap now!” I hear Linsey laugh a little and then she says “Why do you think I keep cheating dumba**!”
Butch is like, “Alright it’s time to go. You wanna go to a movie?” But as he’s asking he’s pulling me toward the door so I guess I’m going whether I want to or not. We step outside and I’m back in Dublin at the coffee shop but with Butch, V, & Linsey this time. It starts storming so we are kinda stuck in there til the rain stops or slows down. I get up to get another cocoa. Linsey follows me to the counter and says “Do you know some chick named Sharmila called V last night?”
Then I wake up! WTH? Now I can only conclude I had this crazy dream cos, 1. We (my friends and I) are always in this Vishous/ David Gandy thread and the Butch thread. Linsey is always talkin about sneakin photos of DG/V But, 2. cos last night I made a triple chocolate fudge cake (it was yummy) I was craving cocoa before bed, but I was also reading DarkFever and BloodFever before I fell asleep. Oh and it was raining pretty hard here last night too.
In any case, I woke up cracking up and I had to share this with y’all LOL